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CaptainHobel
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danke. ja, ich hab mich dieses jahr echt ins zeug gelegt... mal gucken, wann ich eine nachricht bekomme *zitter*
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When mighty roast beef was the Englishman's food, it ennobled our hearts and enriched our blood; Our soldiers were brave and our courtiers were good. Oh, the roast beef of old England! And oh, for old England's roast beef! -by Richard Leveridge
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When mighty roast beef was the Englishman's food, it ennobled our hearts and enriched our blood; Our soldiers were brave and our courtiers were good. Oh, the roast beef of old England! And oh, for old England's roast beef! -by Richard Leveridge
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin'. "Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Say wipe your face and shut the hell up.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that-- you know WE DON'T WASTE."
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out unto hell and back. And back to hell.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
---> Siehst du? Ich bin nur "a real friend"^^ liebe Grüße
hach ja, real friends sind toll ^^ viel toller als segelmeister mit rosa watte im kopf, die einem zwar ihr mittleid ausdrücken, aber im grunde keine ahnung haben was wir bemitleidenswerten wesen so durchmachen mussen
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When mighty roast beef was the Englishman's food, it ennobled our hearts and enriched our blood; Our soldiers were brave and our courtiers were good. Oh, the roast beef of old England! And oh, for old England's roast beef! -by Richard Leveridge
Hachja... ich will meinen Master ohne Watte im Hirn zurück... Hab heut nur kurz mit ihm geredet und selbst da war ständig Klaus dazwichen... nix gegen Klaus... aber gegen die Watte!
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When mighty roast beef was the Englishman's food,
it ennobled our hearts and enriched our blood;
Our soldiers were brave and our courtiers were good.
Oh, the roast beef of old England! And oh, for old England's roast beef!
-by Richard Leveridge
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When mighty roast beef was the Englishman's food,
it ennobled our hearts and enriched our blood;
Our soldiers were brave and our courtiers were good.
Oh, the roast beef of old England! And oh, for old England's roast beef!
-by Richard Leveridge
aber mal prophylaktisch *daumen drück*
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I'm naked under my clothes.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin'. "Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Say wipe your face and shut the hell up.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that-- you know WE DON'T WASTE."
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out unto hell and back. And back to hell.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
---> Siehst du? Ich bin nur "a real friend"^^
liebe Grüße
viel toller als segelmeister mit rosa watte im kopf, die einem zwar ihr mittleid ausdrücken, aber im grunde keine ahnung haben was wir bemitleidenswerten wesen so durchmachen mussen
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When mighty roast beef was the Englishman's food,
it ennobled our hearts and enriched our blood;
Our soldiers were brave and our courtiers were good.
Oh, the roast beef of old England! And oh, for old England's roast beef!
-by Richard Leveridge
Hab heut nur kurz mit ihm geredet und selbst da war ständig Klaus dazwichen... nix gegen Klaus... aber gegen die Watte!
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